Oh, you did NOT just do that.
No, really, you did not. Just back out the door, blame a minor earthquake and damn your training. Hulk ain't got nothing on a glasses person whose glasses have been compromised.
I have glasses, but I rarely need them except to drive, but I can tell from my husband's reaction that glasses are totally sacred to someone who depends on them. He totally turns from a mellow sweet guy into the hulk if anyone messes with his glasses. I can't imagine what would happen if I smacked them off deliberately. It think I'd be dead.